Brutally Honest Barber.

Couldn't let more than a month go by without a post. But I did. Been busy.

Good news - baby is healthy - very healthy - got results back from geneticist - I am not a carrier for the disease that runs in my family - therefore baby is no more at risk than any child would be.

Latest ultrasound on Monday showed ribs, hands, feet, a more normally shaped head (last ultrasound showed a long shrimp/alien type head) - looks like baby's head shape will take after Moms.
The baby is 5 months along - give or take. Old enough to determine gender but we passed. We want a surprise.

Got haircut on Friday - Bulgarian Barber told me not to look at wife's vagina during child birth. And this is a woman we're talking about. She insisted her husband not witness her vagina after hearing from a cousin who is in therapy because he can't look at his wife's vagina that same anymore. Weird. But she also said that I should find out what gender the baby is - so I could settle on a name and when the baby comes out I will already have a bond with it - tried to convince me that otherwise I'd come face to face with a stranger and wouldn't love the baby.

Weird. But funny. That's all I got.

Please someone read my shit blog. Please.